The Cat To English Dictionary

"The Cat To English Dictionary"

Cat Phrase - Meaning

Miaow - Feed me.

meeow - Pet me.

mrooww - I love you.

miioo-oo-oo - I am in love and must meet
my betrothed outside beneath the hedge.
Don't wait up.

mrow - I feel like making noise.

rrrow-mawww - Please, the time is come
to tidy the cat box.

rrrow-miawww - I have remedied the cat
box untidiness by shoveling the contents as
far out of the box as was practical.

miaowmiaow - Play with me.

miaowmioaw - Have you noticed the
shortage of available cat toys in this room?

mioawmioaw - Since I can find nothing
better to play with, I shall see what happens
when I sharpen my claws on this handy
piece of furniture.

raowwwww - I think I shall now spend time
licking the most private parts of my anatomy.

mrowwwww - (only heard in males) I am
now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my
private parts did not return with me from that
visit to the vet.

roww-maww-roww - I am so glad to see
that you have returned home with both arms
full of groceries. I will now rub myself against
your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk
towards the kitchen.

mmeww - I believe I have heard a burglar.
If you would like to go and beat him senseless,
I shall be happy to keep your spot in the bed
warm.

gakk-ak-ak - My digestive passages seem to
have formed a hairball. Wherever could this
have come from? I shall leave it here upon the
carpeting.

mow - Snuggling is a good idea.

moww - Shedding is pretty good, too.

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"Tasty Dinner"

A woman is enjoying a good game of bridge with
her girlfriends one evening. "Oh, no! I have to rush
home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going
to really ticked if it's not ready on time."

When she gets home, she realizes she doesn't have
enough time to go to the supermarket, and all she
has in the cupboard is a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg,
and a can of cat food. In a panic, she opens the can
of cat food, stirs in the egg, and garnishes it with the
lettuce leaf just as her husband is pulling up.

She greets her husband and then watches in horror
as he sits down to his dinner. To her surprise, the
husband is really enjoying his dinner.

"Darling, this is the best dinner you have made for
me in forty years of marriage. You can make this for
me any old day.

Needless to say, every bridge night from then on, the
woman made her husband the same dish. She told
her bridge cronies about it and they were all horrified.
"You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed.

Two months later, her husband died.

The woman were sitting around the table playing
bridge when one of the cronies said, "You killed him!
We told you that feeding him that cat food every week
would do him in! How can you just sit there so calmly
and play bridge knowing you murdered your husband?"

The wife stoically replied, "I didn't kill him. He fell off
the mantel while he was licking his butt..."
Received on Sun Jan 7 08:53:42 2007