Marine Recruiter

"Marine Recruiter"

A Marine Recruiter was attracting a crowd at a
local college explaining the benefits of the Reserves.
A video was playing on the large screen TV near-by.

One student asked: "As the planes are bombing the
shore, and the ships are shelling the coast, and
those little boats are heading towards the beach
in this video, who are those guys in the boats?"

"Well, they're Marines, son." boasted the Sergeant
proudly.

"Uh, that's what I thought." said the boy, who then
turned and disappeared quickly into the crowd.

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"Empire State Building"

Two men are lounging in a posh restaurant at the top
of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and
says: "You know last week I discovered that if you jump
from the top of this building that by the time you fall to the
10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense
that they carry you around the building and back into the
window." The waiter just shakes his head in disapproval
while wiping some nearby tables.

The 2nd Man says: "What are you a nut? There is no
way that could happen."

1st Man: "No it's true let me prove it to you." So he gets
up from the restaurant, jumps over the balcony, and
careens to the street below. When he passes the 10th
floor, the high wind whips him around the building and
back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator
back up to the restaurant.

The 2nd Man tells him: "You know I saw that with my
own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke."

1st Man: "No, I'll prove it again" and again he jumps and
hurtles toward the street where the 10th floor wind gently
carries him around the building and into the window.
Once upstairs he urges this man to try it.

2nd Man: "Well I guess I'll try it." So he jumps over the
balcony, plunges downward, passes the 11th, 10th, 9th,
8th floors and hits the sidewalk with a 'splat.'

Back upstairs the waiter turns to the first man and says,
“You know, Superman, you a real jerk when you're drunk!"
Received on Tue Feb 27 08:32:24 2007