Grandpa And Grandma

"How To Leave Your Long Mark On History"

A man once counseled his son that if he wanted
to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little
gunpowder on his corn flakes every morning.

The son did this religiously, and he lived to the
age of 93.

When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren,
35 great-grandchildren, and a 15 foot hole in the
wall of the crematorium.

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"Grandpa And Grandma"

Grandpa and Grandpa were sitting in their porch
rockers watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing
about "the good old days," when Grandma turned to
Grandpa and said, "Honey, do you remember when
we first started dating and you used to just casually
reach over and take my hand?" Grandpa looked over
at her, smiled and obligingly took her aged hand in his.

With a wry little smile, Grandma pressed a little farther,
"Honey, do you remember how after we were engaged,
you'd sometimes lean over and suddenly kiss me on
the cheek?" Grandpa leaned slowly toward Grandma
and gave her a lingering kiss on her wrinkled cheek.

Growing bolder still, Grandma said, "Honey, do you
remember how, after we were first married, you'd kind
of nibble on my ear?"

Grandpa slowly got up from his rocker and headed
into the house. Alarmed, Grandma said, "Honey, where
are you going?"

Grandpa replied, "To get my teeth!"
Received on Tue Feb 13 07:16:59 2007