What's The Oldest Profession?

"What's The Oldest Profession?"

A doctor, an engineer and a politician were
arguing as to which profession was older.

"Well," argued the doctor, "without a physician
mankind could not have survived, so I'm sure
that mine is the oldest profession."

"No," said the engineer, "before life began there
was complete chaos and it took an engineer to
create some semblance of order from this chaos.
So, engineering is older."

"But," insisted the triumphant politician, "who
created the chaos?"

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"Who Gave You Permission To Act Like This?"

The secretary came in late for work for the third
day in a row.

The boss called her into his office and said,
"Now look Sharon, I know we had a wild fling for
a while, but that's over. I expect you to conduct
yourself like any other employee around here.
Who told you could come and go as you please
around here?"

Sharon simply smiled, lit up a cigarette, and while
exhaling said, "My lawyer."
Received on Thu Feb 8 07:23:12 2007