Important Accurate Survey

"Important Accurate Survey"

The following information was gained through
much arduous research involving men and women
from all backgrounds and walks of life. It consists
of the most frequently asked questions of women
(i.e. relationships, sex and life in general). All
women who read this are encouraged to use the
wisdom contained therein to change their behavior
in accordance with the truths established below.

Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex?
A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is
right. When it comes to love and sex, men are
much more responsible, since they're not as
emotionally confused as women. It's a proven fact.

Q: Should I have sex on the first date?
A: YES. Before, if possible.

Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex?
A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important
thing to remember is that you must do whatever he
tells you without question. Sometimes, however,
he may ask you to do certain things that may at first
seem strange to you. Do them anyway.

Q: How long should the sex act last?
A: This is a natural & normal part of nature, so don't
feel ashamed or embarrassed. After you've finished
making love, he'll have a natural desire to leave you
suddenly, & go out with his friends to play golf. Or
perhaps another activity, such as going out with his
friends to the bar for the purpose of consuming large
amounts of alcohol & sharing a few personal
thoughts with his buddies. Don't feel left out - while he's
gone you can busy yourself by doing laundry, cleaning
the apartment, or perhaps even going out to buy him
an expensive gift. He'll come back when he's ready.

Q: What is "afterplay"?
A: After a man has finished making love, he needs
to replenish his manly energy. "Afterplay" is simply
a list of important activities for you to do after lovemaking.
This includes lighting his cigarette, making him a
sandwich or pizza, bringing him a few beers, or leaving
him alone to sleep while you go out and buy him an
expensive gift.

Q: Does the size of the penis matter?
A: Yes. Although many women believe that quality,
not quantity, is important, studies show this is simply
not true. The average erect male p*nis measures
about three inches. Anything longer than that is
extremely rare and if by some chance your lover's
sexual organ is 4 inches or over, you should go
down on your knees and thank your lucky stars and
do everything possible to please him, such as doing
his laundry, cleaning his apartment and/or buying
him an expensive gift.

Q: What about the female orgasm?
A: What about it? There's no such thing. It's a myth.
Received on Mon Dec 31 02:46:51 2007