Free Haircut

"Hair Today..."

Boss: I notice you go out and get your hair cut during business hours.

Employee: My hair grows during business hours.

Boss: But it doesn't all grow during business hours.

Employee: I didn't get it all cut.

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"Free Haircut"

My wife and I were stopped by a state policeman.
He started to write up a speeding ticket.

My wife, who is a hairstylist, said, "If you let us off
with a warning, I'll give you free haircuts for a year."

The policeman removed his hat--and he was completely bald.
Received on Thu Dec 20 06:41:58 2007