The Importance Of Correct Punctuation

"A Nice Guy She Knew Too Much About"

They were out on their first date. He drove into
the country, pulled off the road and parked the
car. The girl was obviously frightened.

"You shouldn't be scared," he soothed. "I'm a nice guy."

"I know all about you," she said trembling.

"Yeah?"

"Yeah!" she replied. "My mother does your laundry."

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"The Importance Of Correct Punctuation"

Version I

Dear John:

I want a man who knows what love is all about.
You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are
not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You
have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have
no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be
forever happy--will you let me be yours?

Gloria

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Version II

Dear John:

I want a man who knows what love is. All about you
are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are
not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior.
You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you,
I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I
can be forever happy. Will you let me be?

Yours,

Gloria
Received on Wed Dec 19 07:00:57 2007