Little Johnny

"Little Johnny"

Teacher: What is actually used as a conductor of electricity?

Johnny: Why...er?

Teacher: Wire is right. Very good. Now tell me,
what is the unit of electrical power???

Johnny: The what?

Teacher: That's absolutely correct, the watt.
Now class, you should all study diligently like Johnny here.

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"What Did You Learn Today?"

Little Johnny comes home from his first day at school..

His Mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?"

Little Johnny replies, "Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow."

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"Oh My, Little Johnny"

A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher
asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' He stands up and says,
"Before, B-E-P-H-O-R."

The teacher says, "No, that's wrong. Can anyone else spell before?"

Another little boy stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-O-R."

Again the teacher says, "No, that's wrong." The teacher asks,
"Little Johnny, can you spell 'before'?"

Little Johnny stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-R-E."
"Excellent Johnny, now can you use it in a sentence?"

Little Johnny says, "That's easy. Two plus two be fore."
Received on Tue Dec 18 10:22:30 2007