Christmas Play

"Christmas Play"

I was casting kids in our church for our annual
Christmas play, and I was giving out choices,
such as Shepherd, Lamb, Villager.

One 5-year-old couldn't decide, so I said,
"Luke, you can be a Villager."

He said, "OK," and ran over to his parents.

Very excited, he said to them, "Guess what!
I get to be a mini-van!"

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"Saying Grace At Holiday Meal"

Toto, the pastor's son is taken aside by his
mother who asks him to say grace at the
table before all the quests invited to the noon meal.

He rebels: "But, Ma, what do I say?"

"Just repeat what you've heard me say so many times..."

Toto stands and says in a loud voice:

"DEAR LORD, WHY DID I INVITE ALL THESE PEOPLE?"
Received on Mon Dec 10 06:47:16 2007