Infantry Admiration

"Green Balls"

A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks
around frowning.

Finally the pro asks her what she wants. "I can't find
any green golf balls," the blonde golfer complains.

The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the
catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and
determines that sure enough, there are no green golf balls.

As the blonde golfer walks out the door in disgust,
the pro asks her, "Before you go, could you tell me
why you want green golf balls?"

"Well obviously, because they would be so much
easier to find in the sand traps!"

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"Infantry Admiration"

While on leave, my Marine buddy and I met two nursing
students from Southern California. After chatting them up
awhile, the conversation turned to what we did in the
service. When we told them we were in the infantry, the
girls seemed very impressed, giving us big smiles
as they told us how sweet that was.

Since infantry and sweet are seldom used in the same
sentence, I was a little confused. Until, that is, one of
the girls said, "We admire any man who works with infants."
Received on Fri Aug 31 09:58:43 2007