Little Johnny's Dinner Story

"Little Johnny's Dinner Story"

Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the
school playground and go into the woods. Curious,
he followed the car, and saw Daddy and Aunt Diana
in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could
barely contain himself as he ran home and started to
tell his mother.

"Mommy," Little Johnny exclaimed, "I was at the
playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
with Aunt Diana. I went back to look and he was giving
Aunt Diana a big kiss, then he helped her take off her
shirt. Then Aunt Diana helped Daddy take his pants
off, then Aunt Diana......"

At this point Mom cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is
such an 'interesting' story, suppose you save the rest
of it for supper time. I want to see the he look on Daddy's
face when you tell him tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked Little Johnny to tell
Daddy his story. Mommy listened closely as Little Johnny
started telling his story about how he saw the car go into
the woods..., then watched Aunt Diana get undressed...

,
and then Aunt Diana laid down on the back seat....,

and then Aunt Diana and Daddy started doing the same
thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy
was in the Army!"
Received on Thu Aug 23 08:17:42 2007