Mark Your Calendar

"Saturday August 25th"

Mark Your Calendar For Next Saturday!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male
to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that
he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American
women are asked to walk out of their house completely
naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs
in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims,
and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude
women other than their wife and to show support for
all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold
6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to
root out terrorists and applauds your participation in
this anti-terrorist activity.
Received on Wed Aug 22 20:10:14 2007