Paid For Services

"Paid For Services"

A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy
with his feet propped up on a table. He had the
biggest boots she'd ever seen.

The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they
say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said,

"Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to
the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she
spent the night with him.

The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.

Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm
real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."

The woman replied, "Don't be flattered... take the
money and buy yourself some boots that fit!"
Received on Mon Aug 20 00:42:58 2007