Introducing Gladys Dunn

"Grounds Maintenance"

Riding a power mower while doing grounds
maintenance work in Southern California,
I usually wear several items to protect myself,
including safety glasses, dust mask, and
cowboy hat to keep the sun off.

One day as I walked into our shop at lunchtime,
a co-worker called out,

"Look! It's the Lawn Ranger!"

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"Introducing Gladys Dunn"

Gladys Dunn recently moved into a retirement
community in a small town.

One beautiful Sunday morning she walked
down the street to a church not far from her apartment.

Gladys was in awe of the big beautiful church
building as she stepped inside to attend the worship service.

Gladys however, wasn't too impressed with the
sermon. She thought it was kind of boring and,
as she looked around the church, she noticed
that many of the members were nodding off.

When the preacher finished his sermon he
encouraged the congregation to greet those sitting close by.

Gladys turned toward the man sitting on her left.
He, too, had fallen asleep and was yawning and
stretching trying to wake up. He smiled at her,
and Gladys returned the smile.

She politely offered her hand and said, "I'm Gladys Dunn."

"You and me both!" the man replied.
Received on Mon Aug 13 06:47:00 2007