Wedding Rules

"Wedding Rules"

On their wedding night, the young bride
went up to her new husband.

"Since we're married now, we can arrange our
sex life like this: In the evening, if my hair is done,
that means I don't want sex at all. If my hair is
somewhat undone, that means I may or may
not have sex. And if my hair is completely undone,
that means I want sex."

"Okay sweetheart," the groom replied. "Just make
sure, when I come home, I usually have a drink.
If I have only one drink, that means I don't want sex.
If I have two drinks, I may or may not want sex. But
if I have three drinks, your hair doesn't matter."
Received on Thu Aug 9 09:32:17 2007