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"Definitions"

At a paternity trial, the blonde's lawyer asked,

"On the night of July 16th last, at approximately
11:45 p.m., in the locale known generally as
'Lover's Lane' did the defendant have sexual
relations with you?"

"Yes," whispered the girl, her head bowed.

"And did the defendant on that occasion, to
the best of your knowledge, have a climax?"
the lawyer continued.

"Oh no," she replied, "I'm pretty sure... he had
one of them fancy Mitsubishis."
Received on Wed Aug 1 07:36:04 2007