Marriage Art

"Ironing Underwear"

Buff Phoon came home after a hard day's work
at the circus and saw his wife ironing a bra.

He said, "I don't know why you're ironing it. You
don't have anything to put in there."

She replied, "I iron your shorts, don't I?"

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"Marriage Art"

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with
some friends when the subject of marriage
counseling came up.

"Oh, we'll never need that. My wife and I have a
great relationship,

" the husband explained. "She
was a communications major in college and I
majored in theater arts....

She communicates well and I act like I'm listening."
Received on Fri Apr 27 07:11:27 2007