Bad Luck

"Bad Luck"

Two guys, Jimmy and Johnny, were standing at
heaven's gate, waiting to be interviewed by St. Peter.

Jimmy: "How did you get here?"

Johnny: "Hypothermia. You?"

Jimmy: "You won't believe it. I was sure my wife was
cheating on me, so I came home early one day hoping
to find the guy. I accused my wife of unfaithfulness and
searched the whole house without any luck. Then I felt
so badly about the whole thing I had a massive heart
attack."

Johnny: "Oh, man, if you had checked the walk-in freezer
we'd both be alive!"
Received on Tue Apr 24 08:27:14 2007