Defying Gravity

"Time Difference"

A blonde to a long-distance telephone operator:
"Could you please tell me the time difference
between Taipei and Las Vegas?"

Operator: "Just a minute..."

Blonde: "Thank you," and with that she hung up.

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"Stopped in a Rain"
aka "Asking For A Ticket"

It's a nasty day, and a guy gets pulled over
for speeding.

The cop says, "Isn't it kind of stupid to be
driving so fast in this storm?"

The guy says, "Who's stupid? You're the
one who's standing out in the rain."

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"A Point Of View"

A man was telling his friend about his upstairs
neighbors. "They started to jump up and down
on the floor at five o'clock in the morning!"

His friend asked, "Well, didn't that disturb you?
Didn't you complain?

"No-it didn't disturb me. I was practicing my trumpet."

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"Defying Gravity"

Panting and sweating, two men on a tandem
bicycle finally made it to the top of a steep hill.

"That was a tough climb," said the front rider.

"Sure was," replied the second. "And if I hadn't
kept the brake on, we would have slid down
backward."
Received on Sun Apr 22 09:12:38 2007