Devoted

"Devoted"

On a beautiful sunny Saturday afternoon, Kurt stood
on the first tee at his country club. He had just pulled
out his driver when a young woman in a wedding
gown came running up to him, crying.

"You b*stard !" she screamed in his face. "You lousy
no-good G~d damn stinking b*stard!"

"What's your problem, Mattie?" he calmly replied. "I
distinctly told you only if it rained."

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"Can I Play Through?"

A man was about to tee off on the golf course when
he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him
a card that read "I am a deaf mute. May I play through,
please?"

The first man angrily gave the card back, and
communicated that "No, he may NOT play through,
and that his handicap did not give him such a right."

He then teed up his ball, and with a mighty swing of
his pitching wedge lobbed the ball right on the green
for a par 3. Just as he was about to put the ball into
the hole he was hit in the head with a golf ball, laying
him out cold.

When he came to a few minutes later, he looked
around & saw the deaf mute sternly looking at him,
one hand on his hip, the other hand holding up 4
fingers.
Received on Sun Apr 15 06:58:52 2007