Sadist

"In The Park"

After completing his run through the park, Wallace
threw himself on the grass and did some pushups.

Just then a moron happened by.

"I hate to say it," the person offered, "But I think she
slipped away."

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"Sadist"

"The guy I dated tonight turned out to be a
sadist," reported the girl.

"You mean literally--whips and that sort of
thing?" asked her roommate.

"Worst than that! The creep screwed me with
a four-inch pecker and then French-kissed me
goodbye with an eight-inch tongue!"
Received on Fri Apr 13 10:56:47 2007