Tips to Senior Management

"Tips from Junior Employees to Senior Management"

1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait
until 5:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge
of a deadline is refreshing.

2. If it's really a "rush job," run in and interrupt me every
10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps.

3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're
going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone
asks where you are.

4. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books or supplies,
don't open the door for me. I need to learn how to function
as a paraplegic and opening doors is good training.

5. If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me
which is the priority. Let me guess.

6. Do your best to keep me late. I like the office and really
have nowhere to go or anything to do.

7. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. Leaks like
that could cost me a promotion.

8. If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name
to be popular in conversation.

9. If you have special instructions for a job, don't write
them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost
done.

10. Never introduce me to the people you're with. When
you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will
identify them.

11. Be nice to me only when the job I'm doing for you
could really change your life.

12. Tell me all your little problems. No one else has
any and it's nice to know someone is less fortunate.
Received on Mon Apr 9 06:45:21 2007