Easter Bunny Q & A

"Easter Bunny"

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw
a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.

"What are you doing in there?" she asked.

The rabbit replied:
"This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"

To which the lady replied, "Yes."

"Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."

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"Easter Bunny Jokes"

Q. What does it mean when the Easter Bunny
arrives one day late with melted candy?
A. He probably had a bad hare day.

Q. How does a rabbit make gold soup?
A. He begins with 24 carrots.

Q. What do you get when you pour boiling hot
water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!

Q. What does it mean when you see thirty
rabbits in a row and they are all marching
backwards?
A. What you have is a receding hareline.

Q. What can rabbits have that no other
animal can have?
A. Baby rabbits.

Q. Which side of a rabbit has the most fur?
A. The outside.

Q. What is the difference between a new-age
rabbit that is preparing for the future and one
that is getting ready for dinner?
A. The first rabbit will visualize world peace.
The second rabbit will visualize whirled peas.

Q. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
A. Unique Up On It.

Q. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
A. Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
Received on Sun Apr 8 08:31:24 2007