What Is Your Cat Saying?

"What Is Your Cat Saying?"

Take a few minutes to see how well you
know your feline best friend.

Your cat sits in front of you and looks lovingly
in your eyes. Is s/he saying:
a) I adore you
b) I can outstare you
c) If you ever get your lazy butt out of that chair,
maybe I can get fed.

Your cat bumps his head against yours.
Is s/he saying
a) You are my bestest friend
b) Will you play with me?
c) If I bump this hard enough, maybe it'll break
open and tuna will fall out

Your cat brings you a mouse with it's head
missing. Is s/he saying
a) Here is a present for you
b) I am a mighty hunter, stroke me
c) this would look better surrounded by tuna

Your cat licks his paws. Is s/he saying
a) Instinctively grooming itself
b) Bored
c) Getting ready to cat-slap you if you don't
give him some food soon

Your cat sticks his paw under the bottom of the
door and frantically waves. Is s/he saying
a) Imaginary mice are fun!
b) Please open this door
c) If I can build up these biceps, I can open
my own cat food cans

Your cat rubs against your leg. Is s/he saying
a) Showing you affection
b) Trying to get your attention
c) Trying to push you into the kitchen where
  the food is kept

Your cat runs ahead of you and then rolls
on his back. Is s/he saying
a) Rub my tummy
b) Catch me if you can
c) I am so exhausted from hunger, I can
only run 2 feet at a time

Your cat backs up to your best piece of
furniture and sprays. IS he saying:
a) This is mine! I must mark it!
b) I had a little extra pee I didn't know what
to do with
c) Follow this smell to the kitchen cupboard
where the food is kept.

Your cat rubs his whiskers against your hand.
Is s/he saying:
a) Showing you he loves you
b) Petting himself
c) Trying to push your hand into the can opener

Your cat chases a moth in the air. He is:
a) Instinctively honing his hunting skills
b) Exercising
c) Showing you he is insane with hunger and
will eat ANYthing.

Your cat swishes the water in the toilet. Is
s/he trying to:
a) Just have a little fun
b) Catch a quick drink
c) Show you that he can always snag a tuna
swimming upstream if you don't feed him soon

Your cat poops outside the litterbox.
Is s/he saying:
a) This box is too filthy to poop in
b) This looks like a good spot to poop
c) See how little I have to poop, you better
feed me!

Your cat sleeps by your side, purring contentedly.
Is s/he saying:
a) I love and adore you
b) I just want to stay close to you
c) I'll be the first one to know when you're awake
so you can feed me

Your cat sits in the window and stares at the birds.
Is s/he saying
a) Thinking about how beautiful birds are
b) Wishing s/he could catch one
c) Mentally telling you that bird-in-a-can would
go great with Pounce Treats

Your cat sleeps in a discarded cardboard box.
Is s/he saying:
a) Lying where s/he feels safe
b) Feeling all cozy
c) Showing you what size coffin to buy if you
don't feed it soon

Your cat munches on your house plant.
Is s/he saying:
a) mmmmm..good
b) I love to upchuck this stuff
c) I'll eat every damn thing in this house that
doesn't move if you don't open a can of tuna
soon. Feed me!
Received on Sat Sep 30 09:21:59 2006