Everything has a Gender

"Everything Has A Gender"

You may not know this but many nonliving
things have a gender!

Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold
everything in, but you can see right through
them.

Copiers are Female, because once turned
off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
It's an effective reproductive device if the right
buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if
the wrong buttons are pushed.

A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's
often over-inflated.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it
to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under
it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges are Female, because they're
soft, squeezable and retain water.

A Web Page is Female, because it's always
getting hit on.

A Subway is Male, because it uses the
same old lines to pick people up.

An Hourglass is Female, because over
time the weight shifts to the bottom.

A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't
changed much over the last 5,000 years,
but it's handy to have around.

A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You
thought it'd be male , didn't you? But
consider this - it gives a man pleasure,
he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't
always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying!
Received on Sun Sep 17 01:49:24 2006