Classes For Men

"Classes For Men"

Classes for men at the learning center for
adults - registration must be completed by
Oct 5th. Note: due to the complexity and
difficulty level of their contents, class size
will be limited to 8 participants maximum.

Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays.
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for
2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it
Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks,
Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3: Fundamental Differences Between
the Laundry Hamper and the Floor. Pictures
and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 4: After Dinner Dishes. Can They
Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday
and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 5: Learning How to Find Things - Starting
with looking in the right places instead of turning
the house upside down while screaming.
Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 6: Health Watch - Bringing her flowers is
not harmful to your health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday,
Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 7: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 8: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly
while she parallel parks?
Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2
hours.

Class 9: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing
Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2
hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 10: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy -
Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates and Calling When
You're Going to be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full
Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at
7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 11: The Stove/Oven - What it is and
How it is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays
at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
Received on Mon Sep 11 07:55:14 2006