She Was So Blonde That...........

"She Was So Blonde That"

She thinks boycott is a male bed.

She doesn't buy toothpaste because her
teeth aren't loose.

She took her new scarf back to the store
because it was too tight.

She couldn't learn to water ski because
she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

She can't work in a pharmacy because the
bottles won't fit into the typewriter.

Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
They're too hard to retrain.

She got excited because she finished a
jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said
"2 to 4 years".

She was trapped on an escalator for hours
when the power went out.

She couldn't call 911 because there was no
11 on any phone button.

What's the definition of eternity?
4 blondes at a 4-way stop

When she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not
admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.

When asked what the capital of California
was, she answered "C."

It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

She burnt her nose bobbing for French Fries.

She baked a turkey for 5 days because the
instructions said 1 hour per pound and she
weighed 125.

She can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets.

She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

She hates M&Ms because they are so hard
to peel.

She got hurt while raking leaves; fell out of
the tree.

She changes the baby's diaper only once
a month because the label said "good up
to 20 pounds."

After losing in a breaststroke swimming
competition, she complained that the
other swimmers were using their arms.

Did you hear about the blonde that got
an AM radio? It took her months to figure
out she could use it at night.

What did the blonde say when she saw
the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"

Why did the blonde stare at the frozen
orange juice for 20 minutes? Because
it said "concentrate."

What do you call 9 blondes standing in a
circle? A dope ring.

What do you call five blondes at the bottom
of the ocean? An air pocket.

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.

What did the blonde say when she looked
into a box of Cheerios? "OH, LOOK!! Donut
seeds!!
Received on Wed Sep 6 06:24:37 2006