Rush Hour Bus

"Rush Hour Bus"

It was rush hour, and when the bus finally
arrived, it was packed.

I tried to force my way on, but no one would
budge, although there was more than ample
room in the back.

Then.......the bus driver took over.

"Excuse me, Ladies and Gentlemen," he shouted.
"Will all the beautiful, smart people please move
to the back of the bus, and all the ugly stupid
people stay up front."

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"New Sport"

Two women were at a bar. One said, "You
know, eighty percent of all men think the best
way to end a fight is to make love."

"Well," said the other, "that will certainly
revolutionize the game of hockey!"

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"Old Injury"

Andy came to work one day, limping something
awful. One of his co-workers, Josh, noticed
and asked Andy what happened.

Andy replied, "Oh, nothing. It's just an old
hockey injury that acts up once in a while."

Josh, "Gee, I never knew you played hockey."

Andy, "No I don't. I hurt it last year when I lost
$1,000 on the Stanley Cup play-offs. I put my
foot through the television..."
Received on Mon Oct 30 00:45:58 2006