Cat Mind Games

"Cat Mind Games"

1.) Stare with the exact same expression whether
you're looking at nothing or an ax murderer.

2.) Wait till your human lays out their clothes and
decide this would be the perfect place to take a
nap.

3.) Race through the house, hair on end and stop
in an attack pose. Then walk of nonchalantly.
Repeat as necessary.

4.) Play with invisible objects.

5. Wait till your human is asleep and jump up and
start kneading any available body parts.

6.) Figure 8 your humans legs while they are
walking around the kitchen cooking something
you won't get a bite of.

7.) Before your human gets out of their bed, make
sure your napping in the bathroom doorway.

8.) Leave gifts of small animal body parts in your
human's shoes. Then wait to be praised. Stalk
off if not rewarded for your gift.

9.) If you absolutely have to go to the vet, cling to
your human's head, howling at the top of your
lungs and spew hairballs on the vet.

10.) Wait till your human is eating, then jump
on the table and shed.

11.) Using the litterbox at your human's mealtimes
can be great fun.
Received on Tue Oct 24 23:50:28 2006