A Job Not Done

"A Job Not Done"

Andy was sentenced to prison. During his
stay, he got along well with the guards and
his fellow inmates.

The warden saw that, deep down, Andy was
a fairly decent person and made
arrangements for Andy to learn a trade.

After three years, Andy was recognized as
one of the best carpenters in the local area.
Eventually, he was given weekend passes
to do odd jobs for the citizens of the community.
He always reported back to prison before
Sunday night was over.

  The warden was remodeling his kitchen. He
had done much of the work himself, but he
lacked the skills to build a set of kitchen
cupboards and a large countertop, which
he had promised his wife. He called Andy
into his office. He asked him to complete the job.

Andy refused! "Gosh, I'd really like to help you,
but counter fitting is what got me into prison in
the first place."

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"New Hospital Wing"

When a panel of doctors was asked to vote
on adding a new wing to their hospital, the
allergists voted to scratch it, but the
dermatologists advised no rash moves.

The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling
about it, but the neurologists thought the
administration had a lot of nerve and the
obstetricians stated they were all laboring
under a misconception.

The ophthalmologists considered the idea
short-sighted; the pathologists yelled,
"Over my dead body!" while the pediatricians
said, "Grow up!"

The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was
madness, and the surgeons decided to wash
their hands of the whole thing; of course the
radiologists could see right through it!

The internists thought it was a bitter pill to
swallow; and the plastic surgeons said,
"This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
but the urologists felt the scheme wouldn't
hold water.

The anesthesiologists thought the whole
idea was a gas and the cardiologists didn't
have the heart to say no.

Soooooooooooo..........

In the end, the proctologists left the decision
up to some a-hole.
Received on Mon Oct 23 21:47:14 2006