Food Shopping By (Wo)men

"Food Shopping By Women"

1. Park the car

2. Get a cart

3. Fill the cart with useful things in a record time.

4. Put the shopping in a rational way (All the fridge
stuff together, groceries in a separate bag, etc)

5. Pay

6. Go back home.

7. Empty the bags, put all groceries in the appropriate
cabinets, refrigerator compartments, etc., and tidy
everything up.

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"Food Shopping By Men"

1. Park the car

2. Get into the store.

3. Get out of the store and pick a cart.

4. Get into the store.

5. Stroll through all the corridors of the store.

6. Stop by the magazines and browse the last
"Sport Illustrated"

7. Buy a pair of socks, 2 frozen pizzas, a case of beer,
Sausages, pistachios and a comic (Optional: Foldable
swimming pool in winter, Two helmets for the kids in
case they are going to use the bicycles, Fertilizer (also
in winter), some tools that he might use some day)

8. Don't worry about milk, bread, eggs and other
'superfluous' items.

9. Put the socks in the bag with the frozen items.

10. Find the slowest line and pay.

11. Go back home.

12. Leave the bags on the table.

13. Put the beers in the fridge.

14. Sit on the couch and read the comic until the
beers are cold.
Received on Mon Oct 23 04:52:56 2006