Glass Eye

"Glass Eye"

A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and
there was a gorgeous blond eating at the next
table. He had been checking her out all night,
but lacked the nerve to go talk to her.

Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went
flying out of her socket towards the man. With
his quick reflexes, he caught it in mid-air.

"Oh my gosh, I am sooooo sorry," the woman
said as she popped her eye back in the socket.
"Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you."

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and
afterwards the woman invited him back to her
place for a drink.

They went back to her house, and after a bit she
brought him into the bedroom and began
undressing him. The couple had wild, passionate
sex many times during the night.

The next morning when he awoke, she had already
gotten up and brought him breakfast in bed.

The guy was amazed. "You know, you are the
perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy
you meet?"

"No, she replied.... You just happened to catch
my eye!"
Received on Fri Oct 13 12:34:35 2006