Job Test

"Those Crazy Women Drivers"

I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic.
Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I
looked over to my left and there was a woman
in a Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her
face up next to her rear view mirror putting on
her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when
I looked back she was halfway over in my lane.

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric
shaver in my coffee, and it spilled all over my
cell phone!

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"Job Test"

Two young engineers applied for a single
position at a computer company. They both
had the same qualifications. In order to determine
which individual to hire, the applicants were asked
to take a test by the Department manager.

Upon completion of the test, both men missed
only one of the questions. The manager went to
the first applicant and said, "Thank you for your
interest, but we've decided to give the job to the
other applicant."

"And why would you be doing that? We both got
9 questions correct," asked the rejected applicant.

"We have based our decision not on the correct
answers, but on the question you missed," said
the Department manager.

"And just how would one incorrect answer be
better than the other?" the rejected applicant
inquired.

"Simple," said the Department manager, "Your
fellow applicant put down on question #5, 'I don't
know.' You put down, 'Neither do I.'"
Received on Tue Oct 3 15:00:46 2006