Reasons G~d Created Eve

"Voice"

A Man was walking down a street when he heard
a voice from behind, "If you take one more step,
a brick will fall down on your head and you will
get killed."

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front
of him. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after a while, he was going to
cross the road.

Once again, the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still!
If you take one more step a car will run over you,
and you will die."

The man did, as he was instructed, just as a car
came careening around the corner, barely missing
him.

The man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh, yeah?" the man exclaimed, "And where the hell
were you when I got married?"

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"Reasons G~d Created Eve"

10. G~d worried that Adam would frequently become
lost in the garden because he would not ask for
directions.

9. G~d knew that Adam would one day require
someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.

8. G~d knew that Adam would never go out and get
himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and
would, therefore, need Eve to go get one for him.

7. G~d knew that Adam would never be able to make
a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.

6. G-d knew that Adam would never be able to remember
which night to put the garbage on the curb.

5. G~d knew that if the world was to be populated, men
would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort
of childbearing.

4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never
remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his
troubles on when G~d caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"

1. When G~d finished the creation of Adam, He stepped
back, scratched His head, and said, "I can do better
than THAT!"

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The Name of G-d

NOTE for the curious ones: I do not spell out the name
of G~d out of respect to the Deity and not for any other
reasons. I do not do it to please somebody; I do it for
myself. I may be The Joke Mistress who occasionally
makes fun of the Deities, but I remain a deeply
spiritual person. Frankly, it is against my religion to
spell out the name of HaShem. For additional explanation,
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Received on Thu Nov 30 05:24:00 2006