Wonder is Woman

"Wonder is Woman"

The average man's life consists of:

* Twenty years of having his mother ask him
where he is going.

* Forty years of having his wife ask the
same question.

* Finally, at the end, the mourners wondering, too.

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"Woman's Freedom"

{As recorded by a male chauvinistic pig.}

When we are born, our mother's get the
compliments and the flowers.

When we are married, our brides get the
presents and the publicity.

When we die, our widows get the life insurance.

What do women want to be liberated from?

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"Happy Bride's Father"

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching
the radiant bride as her father escorted her down
the aisle to give away to groom.

They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the
bride kissed her father and placed some thing
in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering
what was given to the father by bride.

The father could feel the suspense in the air and
all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and
say something. Therefore, he announced, "Ladies
and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life."

Then he raises his hands with what his daughter
gave him and continued, "My daughter finally,
finally returned my credit card to me."

The whole audience including priest started
laughing but not the poor groom.
Received on Mon Nov 27 06:25:31 2006