Farm Play

"Farm Play"

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, who loved
to play together. One day, the two were playing, when
the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared
for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to get
the farmer for help. Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.

Arriving, he searched and searched for the farmer, but
to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new
Z23- series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken
sped off with a length of rope, hoping he had time to
save his friends's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy to
see the chicken arrive in the shiny beemer, and managed
to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to
him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the
farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward, and
with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!

The friendship between the two animals was cemented -
best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit , and
soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse
to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked
over, and straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his
"thingie" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The
chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him out,
saving his life.

Moral: When you're hung like a horse, you don't
need a BMW to pick up chicks.
Received on Mon Nov 20 01:30:40 2006