I Don't Wanna Kill Ya

"I Don't Wanna Kill Ya"

Little Johnny, a fifth grade student has a penis so
large, his parents warned him not to have anything to
do with girls. They cautioned him he could easily kill
someone. Through the grapevine, his teacher learns
about his unusual size, keeps him after school and
suggests they have sex.

He refuses expressing concern he might kill her. She
laughs and scoffs at the idea and says she will elect
to be on top, in complete control, and nothing bad can
happen.

He reluctantly agrees but the teacher experiences
such wonderful sensations, she faints from pure joy.

Thinking he's killed her, Johnny runs from the class
room sobbing and crying, "Oh my G~d!... I killed her!
I killed her!"

All at once he stops dead in his tracks, and look of
dawning comprehension appears on his face as
he says, "Wait just a minute! I didn't kill her. She
committed suicide!"
Received on Fri Nov 17 09:23:16 2006