Sneezing Cure

"Sneezing Cure"

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in
first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his penis and
wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she
just saw and decides she is hallucinating.

A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls it
out again and wipes the tip off. The woman is about to
go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person
exists. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again.
He repeats the procedure. The woman has finally had
enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three times
you've sneezed,and three times you've removed your
penis from your pants to wipe it off! What kind of
degenerate are you?"

The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you,
ma'am. I have a very rare condition such that when I
sneeze, I have an org*sm."

The woman then says, "Oh, how strange. What are you
taking for it?"

The man looks at her and replies, "Pepper."
Received on Thu Nov 16 04:12:58 2006