Chance Meeting

"Chance Meeting"

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful
blond woman wave to him and says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where
he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one
of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has
ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,

"Darn, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I made love to on the pool table with all my
buddies watching, while your partner whipped my
butt with wet celery?"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm
your son's math teacher."
Received on Tue Nov 14 23:55:30 2006