Vibrator Versus Men

"Vibrator Versus Men"

A vibrator doesn't have an org*sm first and then just
stop "vibrating."

Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on TV.

Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!!

When we're done with them we can stuff them back in
the drawer and not hear from them until we're ready.

It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied.

We can get a bigger one or one that has better options
whenever we want without being called a sl*t.

Position is your choice, not his.

It always is hard.

It doesn't leave a mess behind.

You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it.

It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs.

It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.

You don't have to clean up the apartment before
bringing it home.

They don't get tired after the first time

They never poke you in the back in the morning to
see if you are in the mood.
Received on Tue Nov 7 08:48:51 2006