Speeding Blonde

"Speeding Blonde"

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding
and asks her very nicely if he could see her
license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would
get your act together. Just yesterday you take
away my license and then today you expect
me to show it to you!"

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"Knitting"

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding
car on the freeway.

Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see
that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing
lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his
window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled,
"PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

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"Blonde's Dogs"

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had
acquired two new dogs, and asked her what
their names were. The blonde responded by
saying that one was named Rolex and one
was named Timex.

Her friend said, "whoever heard of someone
naming dogs like that?"

"Helllooooooo......," Answered the blonde.
"They're watch dogs!"
Received on Sat Nov 4 00:56:50 2006