Those Crazy Women Drivers

"Those Crazy Women Drivers"

I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to
traffic. Driving to work this morning on
the freeway, I looked over to my left and
there was a woman in a Mustang doing
65 miles per hour with her face up next to
her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and
when I looked back she was halfway
over in my lane.

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric
shaver in my coffee, and it spilled all over
my active cell phone!

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"Red Lights"

Two elderly women were out driving in
a large car; both ladies could barely see
over the dashboard. As they were cruising
along they came to an intersection.

The stoplight was red but they just went
on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought
to herself, "I must be losing it, I could have
sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes they came to
another intersection and the light was
again red, and again they went right through.

This time the woman in the passenger seat
was almost sure that the light had been red
but was really concerned that she was losing
it. She was getting nervous and decided to
pay very close attention at the next intersection
to see what was going on.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light
was definitely red and they went right through.
At this point she turned to her friend and said,
"Mildred! Do you know we just ran through
three red lights in a row? You could get
killed us!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Holy Moly!
Am I driving?"
Received on Wed May 31 10:34:02 2006