Crossing the River

"Crossing the River"

A rooster is walking along one day when he
comes to a riverbank with a big bag of cat
food beside it. Uninterested in the bag, he
looks over to the other side and sees a huge
bag of chicken feed which instantly makes
his mouth water. Beside the bag of feed is
a small cat that is hungrily eyeing the cat
food on his side.

The two look at each other and wonder what
to do. The rooster says, "I know, if we run and
jump high enough we should be able to make
it to the other side."

The cat responds, "OK, let's give it a try."

The rooster heads back about 15 feet, makes
a run for it and jumps as high as he can. He
flaps his wings like crazy and just makes it to
the bag and starts devouring the chicken feed.

The cat, now more motivated than ever, heads
back about 20 feet and makes a run for it. He
jumps, and SPLASH! He lands right in the
middle of the river.

The Moral of the Story:
For every satisfied cock, there's a wet pussy!
Received on Fri May 26 08:42:19 2006