A Real Sharp Shooter

"A Real Sharp Shooter"

A man decided to buy a new telescope for
his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks
the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk
takes out a scope, and says to the man,
"This scope is so good, you can see my
house all the way up on that hill".

The man takes a look through the scope,
and starts laughing.

"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.

"I see a naked man and a naked woman
running around in the house", the man
replies.

The clerk grabs the scope from the man,
and looks at his house. Then he hands
two bullets to the man and says, "Here
are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for
nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot
my wife's head off and shoot the guy's
d*ck off."

The man takes another look through the
scope, and slowly says,

"You know what? I think I can do that
with one shot!"
Received on Mon May 22 07:26:08 2006