Daily Mud Bath

"Daily Mud Bath"

A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor
tells him, "I have some very bad news for
you. I'm afraid that you're afflicted with a
fatal and incurable disease."

So the guy asks, "Well isn't there
ANYTHING I can do, doc?"

"Hmmm.... maybe you should go to a spa
and start taking daily mud baths." The
doctor tells the patient.

"Mud baths? Will that help me, doc?"

"Probably not.... But at least you'll get
used to being covered in dirt!"

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"Bring Me A Size 8"

A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for
a pair of shoes, size 8. The obviously well
trained salesman says, "But sir, you take
an 11 or eleven-and-a-half."

"Just bring me a size eight!" the man replies.

The sales guy brings them and the man stuffs
his feet into them and stands up in obvious pain.
He turns to the salesman and says, "I've lost my
house to the I.R.S., I live with my mother-in-law,
my daughter ran off with my best friend, my
business has filed Chapter 7, and my only son
just told me he was gay. The only pleasure in life
I have left is to come home at night and take my
shoes off. So, bring me a size 8!!"
Received on Wed May 10 08:21:19 2006