Camping Tips

"Bad Quiz Show Answers"

Q: Name something a blind person might
use
A: A sword

Q: Name a song with moon in the title
A: Blue suede moon

Q: Name a bird with a long neck
A: Naomi Campbell

Q: Name an occupation where you would
need a torch
A: A burglar

Q: Name a famous brother & sister
A: Bonnie & Clyde

Q: Name a dangerous race
A: The Arabs

Q: Name an item of clothing worn by the 3
musketeers
A: A horse

Q: Name something that floats in the bath
A: Water

Q: Something you wear on the beach
A: A deck chair

Q: Name something red
A: My cardigan

Q: Name a famous cowboy
A: Buck Rogers

Q: A number you have to memorize
A: 7

Q: Something you do before going to bed
A: Sleep

Q: Something you put on walls
A: Roofs

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"Camping Tips"

*When using a public campground, a tuba
placed on your picnic table will keep the
campsites on either side vacant.

*Get even with a bear who raided your food
bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and
eating all the ants.

*Old socks can be made into high fiber beef
jerky by smoking them over an open fire.

*When smoking a fish, never inhale.

*A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will
keep your feet warm. A hot enchilada works
almost as well, but the cheese sticks between
your toes.

*While the Swiss Army Knife has been popular
for years, the Swiss Navy Knife has remained
largely unheralded. Its single blade functions
as a tiny canoe paddle.

*Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter.
Warning: Remove lint from navel before applying
the match.

*You can compress the diameter of your rolled
up sleeping bag by running over it with your car.
Received on Thu May 4 20:23:15 2006