Grandma's Boyfriend

"Grandma's Boyfriend"

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother
one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom
while grandma was dusting, he looked up and
said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a
boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend.
I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.
The religious programs make me feel good and
the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with
my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was
terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to
get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started
hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the
problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried
to open the door, and there stood Grandma's
minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your
Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom
bangin' her boyfriend."
Received on Tue Mar 14 01:08:27 2006