The Obstetrician's Wife

"The Obstetrician's Wife"

At a big cocktail party, an obstetrician's wife
noticed another guest, a big, over sexed
blonde, was making overtures at her
husband. It was a large, informal gathering,
so she tried to laugh it off until she saw them
disappear into a bedroom together.

At once she rushed into the room, pulled the
two apart and screamed, "Look lady! My
husband just delivers babies, he doesn't
INSTALL them!"
Received on Thu Mar 9 10:00:56 2006