Woman With A Gun

"Woman With A Gun"

While a Texan was busily preparing for the
first day of deer hunting season, his wife
started nagging that he never asked her to
go along. After several hours of arguments,
the wife won.

That next morning they drove out to the country,
and he placed his wife in a tree about 100
yards from his blind. Just as the hunter reached
the blind, he heard a loud bang coming from
the wife's position.

As he ran up to her, he saw that she was holding
her gun on a man nearby and shouting, "It's my
deer! Get away from it!!"

The sheepish-looking stranger just nodded
slowly and said, "OK, lady.. It's your deer. Just
let me get my saddle off of it!"

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"Passing Time"

A young man from the city went to visit his
farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle
showed him the usual things - chickens,
cows, crops, etc. After three days, however,
it was obvious that the nephew was getting
bored, and the uncle was running out of things
to amuse him with.

Finally, the uncle had an idea.

"Why don't you grab a gun, take the dogs, and
go shooting?"

This seemed to cheer the nephew up, and
with enthusiasm, off he went, dogs in trail.

After a few hours, the nephew returned.

"How did you enjoy that?" asked the uncle.

"It was great!" exclaimed the nephew. "Got
any more dogs?"
Received on Tue Mar 7 08:17:40 2006