A Dollar Per Point

"A Dollar Per Point"

A professor was giving a big test one day
to his students. He handed out all of the
tests and went back to his desk to wait.

Once the test was over the students all
handed the tests back in. The professor
noticed that one of the students had
attached a $100 bill to his test with a note
saying "A dollar per point."

The next class the professor handed the
tests back out. This student got back his
test and $64 change

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"Exam Timing"

It was the final examination for an introductory
English course at the local university. The
examination was two hours long, and exam
booklets were provided. The professor was very
strict and told the class that any exam that was
not on his desk in exactly two hours would not
be accepted and the student would fail. A half
hour into the exam, a student came rushing in
and asked the professor for an exam booklet.

"You're not going to have time to finish this," the
professor stated sarcastically as he handed the
student a booklet.

"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a
seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor
called for the exams, and the students filed up and
handed them in. All except the late student, who
continued writing. A half hour later, the last student
came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk
preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his
exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.

"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late."
The student looked incredulous and angry.

"Do you know WHO I am?"

"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor.

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" The student asked
again.

"No, and I don't care." Replied the professor with
an air of superiority.

"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted
the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the
middle, and walked out of the room.
Received on Fri Mar 3 10:32:27 2006